TheComfyGrump^™ Heated Robe

Nope - that's the best part! TheComfyGrump runs cordless off a USB-C power bank, so there's no cord tying you to the wall. Walk to the kitchen, curl up on the couch, wander the house - it heats up wherever you go. The bank tucks right into the robe's pocket, and when it's low you just recharge it like your phone.

The compatible power bank is sold separately. Already have a 20W (or higher) USB-C power bank at home? That'll work too!

And because the power isn't sealed inside the robe, there's no built-in battery to wear out and take the robe with it - the bank is separate, replaceable, and easy to swap.

You don't need to guess - one size, and it fits nearly everyone. TheComfyGrump is a generous full-length hooded robe, intentionally roomy so it wraps over whatever you're already wearing and covers you head to toe, feet tucked in and all. Nothing to measure, no size to pick, no getting it wrong.

Up to 3 hours on a full charge with our power bank on high - and longer on the lower heat settings, since they draw less power. When the bank runs low, just recharge it like your phone or swap in a second one and keep going. Using your own 20W USB-C bank? Run time depends on its mAh - the bigger the bank, the longer the warmth.

Yes! It's built for it. TheComfyGrump runs entirely on low-voltage power from a USB-C power bank - the same kind of power that charges your phone - so there's no wall current anywhere in the robe. It has overheating protection on the circuit and 6 timer settings, so it manages itself and shuts off on its own. Doze off on the sofa and it's got you. Like any heated garment, we wouldn't recommend sleeping in it all night - it's made for cozy evenings in the chair.

It might be the easiest gift you buy all year. One size means no awkward "what size are they" text, it works for basically anyone who owns a couch, and the hood makes it the one they'll actually unwrap and immediately put on. It's the rare gift that's funny and genuinely used all winter.

Three. You get 3 temperature levels running from a gentle 86°F all the way up to a toasty 122°F, so you dial in exactly how warm you want. It reaches temperature in about sixty seconds, so you'll know right away you've found your level.

Just reach out to us at Thecomfygrump@gmail.com and we'll help you out. Whether it's a question about setup, tracking your order, or an item that arrived damaged, our support team responds within 24 hours. If your robe arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 7 days of delivery (or within 30 days if you added the 30-Day Warranty) with your order number and a photo or video, and we'll arrange a replacement. We're here to make sure you have a great experience.

Due to increased demand from social media, we're currently experiencing a production backlog. New orders are expected to ship within 1 week of purchase, with delivery estimated at 7-12 business days after shipment, depending on your location and the carrier. These timeframes are estimates. You'll receive a tracking number by email once your order ships so you can follow its progress.